Saturday, September 11, 2010

From Loopy Diapertush and Buttercup Diapertush

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.  Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. 

 The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. It's a great book for little relatives. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard 
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, Barack Obama's new name is Loopy Diapertushie, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, and Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. 
 Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

From Loopy Diapertush and Buttercup Diapertush, have a good evening, everyone!  : )


  1. Thanks for the chuckle,
    from: Gadget and Crusty Girdlebrain :)

  2. Oops! I mean Gadger and Pinky Girdlebrain! I'm a little slow on the up take today. :)

  3. Greetings from
    Snotty Liverhumperdink!LOL


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